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Jack won second prize in
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Favorite Name - Tony Carbonari |
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Paul won over £5.000 on
the lottery last month but spent all his winnings calling bt's new 118
helplines because he said he liked the sound of their voice. "its not as
cheap as you think" was his statement to the local press.
Favorite Button - George W's Big Red One
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Andrew eats his own weight in cheesy
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Favorite Colour - Ral 7042: Traffic Grey A
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Mat delivers newspapers at the
weekend, he has the second most difficult paper round in Bradford. He is
hoping to save up enough money for a segway so that he can improve his
rate of delivery and get promoted to chief eunuch for the local paper
shops harem.
Favorite Club - Blue Oyster Bar
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James
tells everybody he meets that he is the son of Jupiter, the Roman god of
just about everything, then he shoots them with his mighty morphin power
catapult.
Favorite Film - Clear Protective Plastic Film |
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Richard is very good at putting up
shelves, in fact it is becoming a quite lucrative business in his home
town of fairyland.
Favorite Nail Polish - Pink
Blush |
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Joe is the owner of a 12 lb slug
named Trevor
Favorite Drink - Woo Woo |
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Lewis can play several versions of
'chopsticks' without using any fingers, but only on woodwind
instruments, he can also blow cigar smoke rings out of his left ear, but
not his right one, surprisingly.
Favorite Car - Batmobile |
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Liam crouches for weeks on end
outside the scout hut on Smith ave. in the hope that someday a passing
frog will mistake him for a beautiful princess and allow him to live out
his third favourite fantasy to snog a frog.
Favorite Moustache - Waxed Handlebar |
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C.J. earned his place in the
Guinness book of records by sticking 42 bic biro's up his left
nostril whilst hopping on one leg and singing Oasis's Wonderwall. Only
38 of the biro's were accounted for on removal.
Favorite Shoes - Cuban Heels |
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Karl wanted a tamagotchi virtual pet
for his last birthday but instead he got a real Griffin which he killed
and ate for his evening meal 'Its for the best' Karl said 'I live in
very small house and there is not enough space for a Griffin to play, it
tasted a bit like chicken'.
Favorite Collar Size - 16.5"
Maybe 18" |
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John can turn both his feet round
backwards which he says is a godsend when skiing to help him with his
parallel turns. He has of course never been skiing because he is scared
of the penguins.
Favorite Song - We're Having A Gang Bang by Black Lace |
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Steve, as the worlds oldest man, can
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Favorite Game Show - The Golden Shot |
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Bob never really had arms during his
childhood and had to propagate them from saplings, he is a forerunner in
the science of human genetics.
Favorite Restaurant - Wok Around The Clock |
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Steven, after orders from his doctor
has to inject 3 pints of cough syrup into his left leg twice a day to
stop it going to sleep at inappropriate moments. His narcoleptic leg is
on the road to recovery.
Favorite Video Game - Jet Set
Willy |
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Mark has Been in the Red Arrows
official fan club for a while now, but recently got a written warning
due to an unfortunate incident between him and a turbine shaft from the
gold leader's Hawk. The gold leader was said to be outraged and Mark was
said to be slightly burnt.
Favorite Language - Binary
Code Level 2 |
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Dan is said to be pleased by the
appearance of Trevor McDonald when he opened the new Wimpey on Inglebury
Road last month, he has been a lifelong fan and managed to shake his
hand. He also tried a reacharound, but missed.
Favorite Vegatable - Never Had
One |
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Jason collects Furbies, he has seven
altogether,
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Favorite Cheese - Roulard With
Chives |
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James was created as a glove puppet
in the early 20's and remained that way until his creator spilled a vile
of magic dust over him
giving him life, Les instantly ran away to Bermuda but got on the wrong
bus and ended up in Wibsey, poor Les.
Favorite Criminal - Ted Bundy |
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Dan has a sheep shaped mirkin
modelled here in his new town apartment 'its lovely and warm in winter
but the droppings can get annoying, everybody should have one' Dan said.
Favorite Coin - Shiny New 20p
Piece |
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Andy has a 'magic' wand at home which
can clean his boots with one flourish. This doesn't actually work, its
just his imagination, silly Andy.
Favorite Singer - Demis
Roussos |
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